Tilt your head a tad to the right.

See?
Y'know, in a movie the ceiling would give way, Umeko would come falling through, and I'd heroically run to catch the maiden in my arms. Realistically, I'd probably fumble, wind up spilling her on the ground, and mess up my back real bad. Imagine having to explain
that to the e.r. nurse....
![Blush :-]](//psfforum.com/Smileys/default/Blush.png)