Lol what? Phone what are u doing.
I was watching the Ren and Stimpy episode "Fake Dad" while typing that. In one scene Ren demands his foster child, Kowalski (a large, hairy, insane escaped criminal) pull down his pants for a spanking. He does so, and Ren takes one look and begs him to pull 'em back up.
Although, I did look it up-- Scots do have several wonderful varieties of cheese, including
Dunlop.