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NostradamusTheSeer
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« Reply #886 on: 2016-08-04 22:10:10 » |
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I wonder if Equestria has trashy daytime TV talk shows? I could see Spike as an adult, sitting there on some Jerry Springer- or Dr. Phil-esque Pony's couch, smoking a cigarette, talking about his life growing up in the palace with his "mother" the Princess of Friendship... "She had these, like, moods swings... it was wild--totally erratic... my mom'd be going along chipper as a Breezie one moment and then the next be a puddle of tears... I'd hear her crying herself to sleep at night sometimes. 'Spikey-Wikey, I wish I had some nice stallion around ...one who could be a loving daddy for you and who could hold me in his arms and make me feel like a real Princess' -- oh, Celestia!" He breaks down into tears himself, stubs out the cigarette, buries his face in his talon. "To this day, I can't even look at a Celestia-damned cucumber without shuddering...."
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« Reply #887 on: 2016-08-04 22:11:50 » |
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I wonder if Equestria has trashy daytime TV talk shows? I could see Spike as an adult, sitting there on some Jerry Springer- or Dr. Phil-esque Pony's couch, smoking a cigarette, talking about his life growing up in the palace with his "mother" the Princess of Friendship... "She had these, like, moods swings... it was wild--totally erratic... my mom'd be going along chipper as a Breezie one moment and then the next be a puddle of tears... I'd hear her crying herself to sleep at night sometimes. 'Spikey-Wikey, I wish I had some nice stallion around ...one who could be a loving daddy for you and who could hold me in his arms and make me feel like a real Princess' -- oh, Celestia!" He breaks down into tears himself, stubs out the cigarette, buries his face in his talon. "To this day, I can't even look at a Celestia-damned cucumber without shuddering...."
There is a possibility that Spike is going to be one messed up guy. Lol.
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