Of course, instead of winding up in a magical world filled with bizarre denizens, mystical creatures, peril and intrigue, the best they can do is run into a couple of angry senior citizens who scold them for interrupting their 6 a.m. mall-walk.
... Actually, wait, don't you guys already
live in a magical world filled with bizarre denizens, mystical creatures, peril, and intrigue? Dude, for you Pones, this is a typical Tuesday.

Ah, well. The quest shall be a trip to "Mares' Hoof Locker" for a good pair of athletic socks, and then a stop at "Two-Bits Tree" to see if Trevor's mothers' favorite brand of soda is in stock today.