Maybe the writer's secretly a MackPie shipper on deck? ...BigMarble? ...Marbintosh? Whaddevah.

It should actually be "
inexperienced turd"... unless that's a reference to an actual NASCAR driver's speech. No worries, Dashie-- you may have been a suck-flank driver, but all the big money in driving lies in endorsement deals. You could have a promising future cutting radio ads for a firm who makes construction equipment.