Women be
dieting! It'd be a rather sexist joke if there wasn't such a ring of truth to it. It's like, here I am out to dinner with some pretty little thing, and I'm on my second helping of steak and mashed potatoes, while she's sitting there with a lettuce leaf and a slice of tomato on her plate. [
switches inexplicably to Chris Rock-esque voice] Not even a whole salad!
One lettuce leaf. One [
bleep]
leaf! With a little-ass piece of tomato on top of it, sliced thin as paper! I'm like, damn; at least get some [
bleep][
bleep] dressing on that, woman. Grab a piece of toast, some ham or a lean slice of turkey breast, and have ya'self a sandwich. You lookin' anorexic, [
bleep]! One good toot, an' you gonna blow away on the breeze!