Also, the tiny gold plaque: "This bench is dedicated to finding new beginnings in familiar places". Lovely sentiment. Most times I see a plaque on a structure downtown, it usually just tells you which local club donated it, or dedicates it to some townsperson of note, like a mayor or something.

...And apropos of nothing, but still funny,
here's Google Earth capturing a guy who chose to scratch his butt at just the wrong time.