Oh, yeah? Can you get a free lollipop from the teller on a banking app?
[A TEENAGE GIRL walks by and clicks on her phone, which makes a cash register sound, and defiantly licks a lollipop.]
These kids today. 
...Actually, I'm old enough to remember the days when they had
gumball machines in the lobby of the local bank, and a piece cost one penny. They were
square-shaped, though... can you rightfully call it a gum
ball if it's square?